“Blaine has never played games with his feelings about Kurt. This season, more than ever, he has made it clear that he loves Kurt, will always loves Kurt, wants to spend the rest of his life inventing ways to love Kurt.”—After Elton, “Glee” Recap: Forever Crying
I'm starting to understand why some people think musical theatre is weird
This is how I explain shows:
Little Shop of Horrors:an alien plant comes alive and starts eating everyone
Spring Awakening:German kids have sex and die
Rent:a group of friends in New York are poor and have AIDS and die
Book Of Mormon:it's making fun of Mormons who go to Africa and try to convert the Ugandans and most of them have AIDS
Avenue Q:Sesame Street on crack
Chicago:Lets murder people and get away with it because we are attractive!
Into The Woods:Aww cute princess storiesOH MY GOD ACT 2!!!!?!
West Side Story:omeo and Juliet with gang members.
Wicked:Musical fanfiction of fanfiction
Phantom of the Opera:Crazy disfigured guy living under a theater breaks into a girl's dressing room at night, teachers her to sing, and then goes all crazy jelous and starts killing people and wrecking the theater when she tries to become independent of him.
Thoroughly Modern Millie:Oh lok at them! Linin large and livin it up! Too bad the Great Depression is going to hit in five years or so.
Pippin:King Charlemagne's son has an identity crises so he runs away, runs back, then runs away again.
Man of La Mancha:Crazy knight fights a windmill while the other one rides a donkey.
Les Miserables:veryone you love dies. The ones who live ar just annoying.
Godspell:Hippy Jesus camp
Hair:Hippy Jesus camp set during the Vietnam War with much drugs, camping in the park, and burning of draft cards.
The next person who says to me that ‘everything happens for a reason' or 'if you don't like something, you can change it. Nothing is permanent' is getting a swift punch to the throat, I kid you not. Shut the fuck up!
There’s a “theatre group” who have been ripping off Starkid. Yes, they have been performing AVPM/AVPS without getting permission from Starkid. Pat Brady (Starkid’s Agent) has posted this on the Starkid Street Team page wanting…
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